It broke. Or rather, I was "outted" as a fake and a fraud... Yes it's true. My name is not, in fact, Becka Moreorless. I guess that little creativity was really causing harm in the world and someone got butthurt. I have a guess who that someone is. Of course it's someone I don't know. That's often how these things go. The comic that often parallels my life posted this this morning:
It's true. I was actually not, as the cartoon so eloquently puts, "a butthole" to anyone yesterday. Alas.