This is why I'm working tonight....

Facebook....

It broke.  Or rather, I was "outted" as a fake and a fraud...  Yes it's true.  My name is not, in fact, Becka Moreorless.  I guess that little creativity was really causing harm in the world and someone got butthurt.  I have a guess who that someone is.  Of course it's someone I don't know.  That's often how these things go.  The comic that often parallels my life posted this this morning:




It's true.  I was actually not, as the cartoon so eloquently puts, "a butthole" to anyone yesterday.  Alas.