Sunday, May 23, 2010

on this day in history 11 men hid in a room out of fear for their lives. as they huddled there praying, a bird flew in and excreted fire on their heads. once their heads were inflamed, they did not scream, they began babbling in a new language.

allegedly.

Friday, May 14, 2010

squatters

census has been fairly uneventful. today though. holy crap. definitely was chased by some dogs. i was sure i was going to die. i found an abandoned house and was walking around taking pictures. needless to say, it may not be so abandoned. two dogs come out of nowhere and gave chase. i couldn't remember if i was supposed to run or not run. grab a stick or not grab a stick. as i walked briskly and attempted to grab a stick, i almost tripped, so i decided it was, "not grab a stick". holy moly. holy moly. i've never been so scared in my life.